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2 Of Every Animal? Fucking… Really?

So… I’m watching Life on Discovery… and looking at all the fucked up animals that are out there and I think about Noah.

The bible says that Noah got 2 of each kind into that fucking ship?!?!?

There is no God Damn way that all of the animals we see today could fit on that fucking thing!

So… Lets say that it was real… and he got 2 of every… but not all the species we have today.  So… even the stupid fuck would understand that SOME form of Evolution happened… in order to get the shit we have on Planet Earth today!

The Creationists are fucked either way. Either God didn’t REALLY kill everything else as the bible says it does… and shit evolved… OR..

He didn’t really flood the earth…  either way.  The Bible is Bullshit… and the Cristians have to do some crazy mental gymnatics to get over that rational… simple… wonderful example… of how shit works.  Evolution is REAL!  If you can’t get that… then… uhhhh…. just… wow.

(Rants from an Easter Evening… at Zeno’s Pad!)

While the Sheep are at Church for Easter…

… I figured I could share a Classic Video by Mr. Deity.

Enjoy!

More Bible Bullshit & False Promises

As a young Christian parent… I had a deep desire to raise our children up in a way that would lead them into an ‘authentic relationship’ with Christ.

I took comfort in Proverbs 22:6…

“Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.”

This is the ‘word of god’ and is an absolute declaration… a promise. It does not say… “he’s got a pretty good chance not to depart”. It says… “he will not depart.’

I am in my 30’s and I have departed from ‘the Lord’… which was not ‘the way I should go’ according to biblical teaching. When this verse was written, a person in his thirties was most likely considered old, but even if I’m not old yet… I have a question.

Has it ever happened that someone was raised a certain way… and then they ‘depart from it’ and die without ever reverting back?

The answer is… of course. Ever heard of Aleister Crowley? He was raised in Puritanical Christianity and died… let’s just say… Not that!

Along with he and myself… there are countless examples.

What does this ultimately mean for Proverbs 22:6? It means… It’s a Fucking Lie!

It is yet another false promise in order to give hope to the fear bound sheep attempting to control the chaos that lives at the heart of this Universe.

Furthermore… if we know, certainly, that this biblical promise is not true… what does that mean for the rest of their glorious book?


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